Mission Statement

WHO?

We are the Smoochy Dreamers – hear us, fear us, revere us.

WHAT?

We, the Smoochy Dreamers, are here to reveal to the world the shocking truth about the blindingly obvious Unresolved Sexual Tension between one Mrs Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and one Chris ‘Y2J’ Jericho.

WHY?

Why the hell not? (We have overactive imaginations – or one shared imagination – and way too much time on our hands.)

AIMS:

• To brainwash…uh, educate others so they can recognise and acknowledge any potential shipper moments and hopefully react accordingly. (The louder the squeal the better - bonus points if you actually shatter glass.)

• To convert others into the fun, fun, fun, world of Steph/Chris ’shipperdom.

• To not be the only person screaming ‘Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt ya know, Chris!’ whenever he starts to insult Stephanie.

• To convince all the Kurt/Stephanie shippers (and we will take each and every one of you on in a fight) that Steph is using Kurt to cover her relationship with Chris.

• To come up with incredibly unlikely, lame, zany and downright weird excuses for Steph’s and Chris’s onscreen ‘hatred’ towards each other. These will more often than not relate to one or both being jealous.