We are the Smoochy Dreamers – hear us, fear us, revere us.
We, the Smoochy Dreamers, are here to reveal to the world the
shocking truth about the blindingly obvious Unresolved Sexual Tension between
one Mrs Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and one Chris ‘Y2J’ Jericho.
Why the hell not? (We have overactive imaginations – or one
shared imagination – and way too much time on our hands.)
- To brainwash…uh, educate others so they can recognise and acknowledge
any potential shipper moments and hopefully react accordingly. (The louder
the squeal the better - bonus points if you actually shatter glass.)
- To convert others into the fun, fun, fun, world of Steph/Chris ’shipperdom.
- To not be the only person screaming ‘Denial ain’t just a river in
Egypt ya know, Chris!’ whenever he starts to insult Stephanie.
- To convince all the Kurt/Stephanie shippers (and we will take each and
every one of you on in a fight) that Steph is using Kurt to cover her
relationship with Chris.
- To come up with incredibly unlikely, lame, zany and downright weird
excuses for Steph’s and Chris’s onscreen ‘hatred’ towards each
other. These will more often than not relate to one or both being jealous.